Amy Nguyen l 18 l Texas lTumblr (3.0; @uhohltzamy)http://uhohltzamy.tumblr.com/<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://maxterbate.tumblr.com/post/50752426909/maxterbate-why-dont-you-guys-want-yahoo-to-buy">maxterbate</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://maxterbate.tumblr.com/post/50752275954/why-dont-you-guys-want-yahoo-to-buy-tumblr-free">maxterbate</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Why dont you guys want Yahoo to buy Tumblr?</p> <p>Free chocolate milk for everyone</p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/8d3e9d1d8d60efdae327756bd463120d/tumblr_inline_mn0fjiCofw1qz4rgp.png"/>i have just been informed on this</p> </blockquote>http://uhohltzamy.tumblr.com/post/50793591781http://uhohltzamy.tumblr.com/post/50793591781Sun, 19 May 2013 02:10:53 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://chompyface.tumblr.com/post/49344490778/i-was-a-good-student-until-the-crushing-weight-of">chompyface</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i was a good student until the crushing weight of reality shattered my hope for the future</p> </blockquote>http://uhohltzamy.tumblr.com/post/50793562186http://uhohltzamy.tumblr.com/post/50793562186Sun, 19 May 2013 02:10:15 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e1676b19dd218572dd55872fe563bd84/tumblr_mhubimFkBh1qzi80do1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7354c0109042789d10a31a47370dc1c3/tumblr_mhubimFkBh1qzi80do2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d64940cde4829c0ee95dbdf858299f9a/tumblr_mhubimFkBh1qzi80do3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://uhohltzamy.tumblr.com/post/50793176481http://uhohltzamy.tumblr.com/post/50793176481Sun, 19 May 2013 02:02:34 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hoodniggashit.tumblr.com/post/50763472556/please-explain-to-me-why-men-still-keep-nudes-of">hoodniggashit</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>please explain to me why men still keep nudes of bitches even while they have a girlfriend/wifey</p> <p>explain what them pics do for yall and why they are so hard to let go</p> </blockquote>http://uhohltzamy.tumblr.com/post/50792762600http://uhohltzamy.tumblr.com/post/50792762600Sun, 19 May 2013 01:54:31 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmoohdGOBf1qerfb9o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>David haha</p>http://uhohltzamy.tumblr.com/post/50792629485http://uhohltzamy.tumblr.com/post/50792629485Sun, 19 May 2013 01:51:39 -0400<iframe src="http://player.vimeo.com/video/65927758" width="400" height="225" frameborder="0"></iframe><br/><br/><p><a href="http://cyanide-poisoning.tumblr.com/post/50580713803/men-experiencing-labor-pains-with-their-wives" class="tumblr_blog">cyanide-poisoning</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><strong>Men Experiencing Labor Pains</strong></p> <blockquote> <p><em>With their wives supporting them.</em></p> <p><em>I can’t stop laughing at what one of them said at 0:22</em></p> </blockquote></blockquote>http://uhohltzamy.tumblr.com/post/50792564516http://uhohltzamy.tumblr.com/post/50792564516Sun, 19 May 2013 01:50:49 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://babybehemoth.tumblr.com/post/50062137496/anxiety-attacks-are-the-worst-because-sometimes">babybehemoth</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Anxiety attacks are the worst because sometimes you have no idea why you’re crying or angry and you just think of everything wrong in your life and you can’t control it all you can do is breath in and out and cry it out</p> </blockquote>http://uhohltzamy.tumblr.com/post/50792469123http://uhohltzamy.tumblr.com/post/50792469123Sun, 19 May 2013 01:48:57 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/74340f9efcd6f84d6ebd660bfce70891/tumblr_mmqpkeFt0A1r3gb3zo1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://jts9982.tumblr.com/post/50679583498/wat" class="tumblr_blog">jts9982</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>wat</p></blockquote>http://uhohltzamy.tumblr.com/post/50743640968http://uhohltzamy.tumblr.com/post/50743640968Sat, 18 May 2013 13:55:06 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mao70ylBfW1rs7eaxo1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://beckie0.tumblr.com/post/50661897016/simfected-maythedownforcebewithyou">beckie0</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://simfected.tumblr.com/post/50546322200/maythedownforcebewithyou-myurlistoolong">simfected</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://maythedownforcebewithyou.tumblr.com/post/42072685047/myurlistoolong-thefrogman-a-news-station-was">maythedownforcebewithyou</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://myurlistoolong.tumblr.com/post/41996913854/thefrogman-a-news-station-was-interviewing-a">myurlistoolong</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thefrogman.me/post/41397094799/a-news-station-was-interviewing-a-man-who-lived">thefrogman</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>A news station was interviewing a man who lived near a dangerous intersection. It is known for an inordinate number of car crashes.</p> </blockquote> <p>HE JUST KIND OF STEPS BACK</p> <p>“oh see there you go son”</p> </blockquote> <p>BALLS OF NONCHALANT STEEL</p> </blockquote> <p>“See, now this is the kinda shit I’m talking about…”</p> </blockquote> <p>Woah.</p> </blockquote>http://uhohltzamy.tumblr.com/post/50743331448http://uhohltzamy.tumblr.com/post/50743331448Sat, 18 May 2013 13:50:44 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e64b518d18e7fa06fbbc40ed2db68765/tumblr_mig72z8PSy1qzcv7no3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d961001e2e9c2a2959ef4c3d641ec631/tumblr_mig72z8PSy1qzcv7no1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b94eec5736856711ba2831f594e2ab47/tumblr_mig72z8PSy1qzcv7no2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/21c06957b172e2b0641cd2300064a039/tumblr_mig72z8PSy1qzcv7no4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://lilitmac.tumblr.com/post/50701072472/pleatedjeans-my-friend-who-is-a-gardener" class="tumblr_blog">lilitmac</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://stream.pleated-jeans.com/post/43458614375/via">pleatedjeans</a>:</p> <blockquote> <div> <p><em><span class="title click">“My friend who is a gardener sends me photos of himself at work” </span></em><span class="title click">(</span><a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/18sds4/my_friend_who_is_a_gardener_sends_me_photos_of/">via</a>)</p> </div> </blockquote> <p>HAHHAHAHAHAHAH</p></blockquote>http://uhohltzamy.tumblr.com/post/50743047884http://uhohltzamy.tumblr.com/post/50743047884Sat, 18 May 2013 13:46:43 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7882766e0aa24e8ec5e60079cbe4a118/tumblr_mmr7yvi7wT1rq9l6wo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://k-dawgggg.tumblr.com/post/50630821044">k-dawgggg</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>holy shit. omg . dead. so cute. lfhkdshfksdhgdfhdf</p> </blockquote>http://uhohltzamy.tumblr.com/post/50742859096http://uhohltzamy.tumblr.com/post/50742859096Sat, 18 May 2013 13:44:03 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7dthyRKMp1qaw44ro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mikeyhasabeard.tumblr.com/post/50627735689/awesomephilia-shawna-marie-supposedly-there">mikeyhasabeard</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://awesomephilia.com/post/50624084505/shawna-marie-supposedly-there-is-a-new-study">awesomephilia</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://shawna-marie.tumblr.com/post/27518988973/supposedly-there-is-a-new-study-that-says-when-a">shawna-marie</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Supposedly there is a new study that says when a woman sits on a guy’s hips when he is doing a chest press, his testosterone rises up to about 97.9% which promotes strength and muscle growth.</p> </blockquote> <p>Probably not the only thing that rises up to about 97.9%</p> </blockquote> <p>HA!</p> </blockquote>http://uhohltzamy.tumblr.com/post/50742838164http://uhohltzamy.tumblr.com/post/50742838164Sat, 18 May 2013 13:43:46 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/11a5e12ad2b500b303cd076790d013a1/tumblr_mi4r01B09o1qzhfrho1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/34e65befe23a85ee01f813ad9d460cbc/tumblr_mi4r01B09o1qzhfrho2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f47e6ede2de683636fd23ad16ddcc356/tumblr_mi4r01B09o1qzhfrho3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cff93809a4e7149eb2e0ff39f0c1169e/tumblr_mi4r01B09o1qzhfrho4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1ba2225da3fd643befe5c90598ab0e33/tumblr_mi4r01B09o1qzhfrho5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cd80552d853bf4222b7269055681f6f3/tumblr_mi4r01B09o1qzhfrho6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://epic-lee.tumblr.com/post/43012487287/wtf-this-is-what-college-feels-like">epic-lee</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>THIS IS WHAT COLLEGE FEELS LIKE</p> </blockquote>http://uhohltzamy.tumblr.com/post/50742753519http://uhohltzamy.tumblr.com/post/50742753519Sat, 18 May 2013 13:42:39 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mavlvzPge01rad0hdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://krasnii.tumblr.com/post/50710421081" class="tumblr_blog">krasnii</a>:</p> <blockquote><blockquote> <p><span>We are just trying to figure each other out.</span></p> </blockquote> <blockquote> <div><em>most men are only into a woman’s body where as the woman wants to know the mans mind. </em></div> </blockquote></blockquote>http://uhohltzamy.tumblr.com/post/50741618633http://uhohltzamy.tumblr.com/post/50741618633Sat, 18 May 2013 13:26:32 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bombliate.tumblr.com/post/50136012949/how-weird-is-it-to-have-pets-though-like-a-random">bombliate</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>how weird is it to have pets though like a random animal just lives in your house and you can’t communicate with it but you both just accept it</p> </blockquote>http://uhohltzamy.tumblr.com/post/50741581133http://uhohltzamy.tumblr.com/post/50741581133Sat, 18 May 2013 13:25:58 -0400<iframe src="//www.tumblr.com/video/uhohltzamy/50658907511/400" id="tumblr_video_iframe_50658907511" class="tumblr_video_iframe" width="400" height="300" style="display:block;background-color:transparent;overflow:hidden;" allowTransparency="true" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" webkitAllowFullScreen mozallowfullscreen allowFullScreen></iframe><br/><br/>http://uhohltzamy.tumblr.com/post/50658907511http://uhohltzamy.tumblr.com/post/50658907511Fri, 17 May 2013 12:29:32 -0400<blockquote> <div> <div> <p>You make me forget my problems, you make my day better. You make me laugh and smile so easily. It’s like no matter what you do, I end up smiling. Whenever I’m with you, you make me happier than I ever thought I could be. You’re the real reason behind my smile. <strong>Do you know how happy I could be, just by talking to you?</strong></p> </div> </div> </blockquote>http://uhohltzamy.tumblr.com/post/50635730352http://uhohltzamy.tumblr.com/post/50635730352Fri, 17 May 2013 01:40:05 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4277091062a4eeab9df14872cc09f390/tumblr_mmwp599hXo1qee6wmo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://uhohltzamy.tumblr.com/post/50617072652http://uhohltzamy.tumblr.com/post/50617072652Thu, 16 May 2013 21:01:37 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://youwishangelfish.tumblr.com/post/50333921674/imagine-reading-a-book-of-every-conversation-where">youwishangelfish</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Imagine reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you.</p> </blockquote>http://uhohltzamy.tumblr.com/post/50607761483http://uhohltzamy.tumblr.com/post/50607761483Thu, 16 May 2013 18:51:08 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1f830c4cfbe9d667b8e3e4ec706dd48e/tumblr_mi3057s5sG1qk8mcko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://uhohltzamy.tumblr.com/post/50607456254http://uhohltzamy.tumblr.com/post/50607456254Thu, 16 May 2013 18:46:50 -0400